If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.
This thread was going to have more content but I had to wait six minutes for the login to load because dial-up and it made me go soft.
Does that mean a three way?
Cuz like... i wont lie... Your friend Megan is pretty cute.
The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
That young man’s name?
I remember when the Spice Girls were popular. Ah, junior high.
Are you shitting me?
All greatness comes from loss
Wow. You really are stuck in the 90s.
aol 2.0 baby.
"I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."
taken another way that songs lyrics make it sound like she wants him to have sex with all her friends before f**king her
You mean people took it another way aside from that way?
I don't want to be your lover. Go fvck your sloppy c**t with a wide dildo while watching Doctor Who, you disgusting British w***e.
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