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  • Swimuminati
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    Making up a diagnosis for everyone I see....it's more fun than you think...cancer, cancer, cancer, foreign object in ass...


  • Banned
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    yeah I took waifu to the ER one time. ...

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • Swimuminati
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    For what?


  • Swimuminati
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    Mixboy said:

    For what?

    From that time he ripped her stuffing out for cheating?

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Firefly24 said:

    Mixboy said:

    For what?

    From that time he ripped her stuffing out for cheating?

    hey

    you don't have to be so direct about it.

    And I beat her over the head with an onion.
    Thats after I found out she was cheating with the black mail man.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • Banned
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    Jammed uncooked pasta in his pee hole

    We think we can make honey without sharing in the fate of bees, but we are in truth nothing but poor bees, destined to accomplish our task and then die.


  • Swimuminati
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    Firefly24 said:

    Mixboy said:

    For what?

    From that time he ripped her stuffing out for cheating?

    I wish he'd just leave her....this is a vicious cycle they are in


  • Swimuminati
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    ouch...maybe a psych eval. for that one


  • Banned
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    Yeah but maybe he wanted some peesketti

    We think we can make honey without sharing in the fate of bees, but we are in truth nothing but poor bees, destined to accomplish our task and then die.


  • Swimuminati
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    Mixboy said:

    Firefly24 said:

    Mixboy said:

    For what?

    From that time he ripped her stuffing out for cheating?

    I wish he'd just leave her....this is a vicious cycle they are in

    Some people just don't feel alive without drama in their lives.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
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    you get one of those.....just one


  • Banned
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    Leave my bad puns alone (cries)

    We think we can make honey without sharing in the fate of bees, but we are in truth nothing but poor bees, destined to accomplish our task and then die.


  • Banned
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    Plot twist: everyone has vaginitis.

    [REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]


  • Swimuminati
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    Firefly24 said:

    Mixboy said:

    Firefly24 said:

    Mixboy said:

    For what?

    From that time he ripped her stuffing out for cheating?

    I wish he'd just leave her....this is a vicious cycle they are in

    Some people just don't feel alive without drama in their lives.

    F**k that...the title of life should be Young and Reckless not Young and Restless

    Just gotta kidnap Phillies and take him to Vegas to make him forget all about that hussy...will you look at that, I used the word "hussy"


  • Swimuminati
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    bnmjy said:

    Plot twist: everyone has vaginitis.

    is...is that what you have....vaginitis?


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