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POLL: THE NEXT THREAD I MAKE
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  • Banned
    2

    What should the topic be?

    A. Libelous yet true claims about local politicians, Bernie volunteers, and the one Clinton superdelegate I've met

    B. My tonsil stones (best option)

    C. Homosex stories

    D. My sister's disappearance

    E. Wildcard

    F. Mystery box

    G. Random stuff about driving 2500 miles last week + a picture of my arms showing the disparate skin tones

    H. A way too detailed account about the last time I got blackout drunk and humiliated myself

    I. An update on the worms and other parasites I may be toting

    J. I reveal fully which past claims I've made on these boards are true and which are fiction and which are a blend

    Vote now, the first choice to earn three votes gets a thread


  • Swimuminati
    2

    I don't know what you typed, but I read "Hey Guys, Free Thread Ideas"


  • Banned
    0

    They're all excellent and I'd love to hear about everyone's worms, tonsil stones, and homosex stories.

    However as far as me personally, I'll only make one of these and the rest go back in the vault forever. Or until I forget and make them anyway


  • Banned
    1

    K. Donald Trump

    [REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]


  • 1

    K. None.

    You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it!


  • Banned
    2

    L. MAO

    The Chairman


  • 1

    You aren't fit for the wildcard.


  • Banned
    0

    K is currently winning 2-0


  • Banned
    0

    ...

    withdraws E. Wildcard from consideration


  • Swimuminati
    0

    Quick question, does G involve actual road trip stories or just random details about you driving far?


  • Banned
    0

    An unhealthy mix of both


  • Swimuminati
    0

    hmmm...I vote for that


  • Banned
    0

    A mediocre choice.

    Let's find out if two other users are similarly interested in Tales from the 01 Oldsmobile and I'll plop it out


  • Banned
    0

    Don't care, I'm just gonna derail it anyway.


  • Manowarrior
    1

    WORMS WORMS WORMS WORMS

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • Banned
    0

    Cool, cool

    Vote G and we'll be 2/3 of the way toward getting you a new blank canvas to shit all over like you like to do


  • Banned
    0

    YES!

    My dude


  • Beast Master
    0

    G

    Skin tones.

    Aye swimae.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    well, f**k it then...change mine to H


  • Banned
    0

    No can do

    Besides you're only 1 vote away from seeing these truly wack skin tones


  • Assy McGee Banned
    0

    I vote C harder than anyone can.


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