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    No mom
    No daughter

    For the weekend...maybe longer!


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    lol

    fap

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


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    Time to fuggie fugg. By that, I mean huge orgy.

    [REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]


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    Phillies29 said:

    lol

    fap

    Remember, firefly advised that i go celibate because my hoohaa stopped working


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    bnmjy said:

    Time to fuggie fugg. By that, I mean huge orgy.

    I cant
    Female issues

    Im trying not to be down about it. Maybe they will be gone long enough that i can take advantage of it eventually


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    Eww.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


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    UncivillyPandaKa said:

    Eww.

    Arent you a future doctor? Really? You slice up dead people. Grow up.


  • SwimNerd
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    Doing a little mental relaxation in the meantime?


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    Derackthehunter2 said:

    Doing a little mental relaxation in the meantime?

    I really rather be having sex but since i cant do that...yah...relaxing and cleaning...watching tv without fighting my daughter for the remote (she has her own room and tv but she abandoned it for my room)...playing video games...camming for hours


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    Fuggereiia said:

    Phillies29 said:

    lol

    fap

    Remember, firefly advised that i go celibate because my hoohaa stopped working

    I guess I missed that thread. How does ones hoohaa stop working? Does it spit dicks back out?

    09/13/03


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    scoobdog said:

    Fuggereiia said:

    Phillies29 said:

    lol

    fap

    Remember, firefly advised that i go celibate because my hoohaa stopped working

    I guess I missed that thread. How does ones hoohaa stop working? Does it spit dicks back out?

    *spits pepsi all over computer screen

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


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    scoobdog said:

    Fuggereiia said:

    Phillies29 said:

    lol

    fap

    Remember, firefly advised that i go celibate because my hoohaa stopped working

    I guess I missed that thread. How does ones hoohaa stop working? Does it spit dicks back out?

    Wow scoob really? I would tell you but people reported me when i posted how the 1st time and i was banned.


  • SwimNerd
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    I see, well hopefully you can make some money.


  • Swimuminati
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    Party at Fuggs' house...BYOW (bring your own waifu)


  • SwimLegend
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    Well you don't need any help getting banned, so I'll just assume the worst and ask if you've seen the doctor yet.

    09/13/03


  • SwimHero
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    Party at fuggs!

    Janeway Rules!


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    Twerk


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    Mixboy said:

    Party at Fuggs' house...BYOW (bring your own waifu)

    I am excited about this.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • Thunder Goddess
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    If memory serves me, the problem is anorgasmia.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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    Fuggereiia said:

    Phillies29 said:

    lol

    fap

    Remember, firefly advised that i go celibate because my hoohaa stopped working

    Yup.

    And kegels.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    How pregnant do you expect to be by the time they get back?


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