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Look.... when I die, I want to be cremated
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  • SwimFan
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    ...Spread my ashes on Beyonce.


  • Helper
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    When I die, I want a closed casket. And at the wake, a giant pot of chili with a sign saying 'Eat Me' will have pride of place.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • Babbling
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    Sorry, you'll both be turned over to the Soylent Project.

    Radiotsar, One Warped Vision, Charity Navigator
    Перший в стіну, коли революція іде!


  • Thunder Goddess
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    I'm going to a body farm. Relatively cheap - I only have to cover shipping and handling.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Banned
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    When I die I want them to play heavy death metal

    We think we can make honey without sharing in the fate of bees, but we are in truth nothing but poor bees, destined to accomplish our task and then die.


  • Banned
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    Someone please take care of waifu for me.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • SwimFan
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    The_Hive44 said:

    When I die I want them to play heavy death metal

    Me too kinda... but I want my relatives to dance.
    Now watch them f**k it up somehow.


  • Swimuminati
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    Just let the wolves have me

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