Locker Room Stories
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  • 0

    You guys have any funny locker room stories you want to share?

  • SwimLegend

    What like the time that dumb ass jock shoved your head in the toilet?

    Oh bother...

  • 2

    there was this time i went into the shower and all my friends were like nice dong, and I was like thanks . i had nothing but positivity in my lockr room.

  • SwimVIP


    That time we whipped each other with our towels for fun.

  • Toonami Banned

    I've never gone full nude in a locker room.

    So no, no stories.

  • -1

    Oh please... I was the one dishing out the whirlies.

  • Manowarrior

    I hardly showered after PE. The reason? My horrible vision.

    One time I showered after PE. I left my glasses in my locker, so no one would f**k with them (at that age, people f**k with other people's stuff just to be an asshole). When I got back to the lockers, I realized I couldn't read the numbers, so I couldn't read which locker was my locker. If I got in close enough to be able to see the numbers, then my junk would've been in everyone's faces, so I avoided doing that. Eventually, most people in the aisle would leave, and I would actually be able to do just that. When I finally found my locker, it was really hard to open the lock. I had to get my face so close to the lock, my nose got in the way of my hand as I was turning the lock combination. But I finally got it open and got dressed.

    Never took another PE shower after that.

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...

  • Banned

    You're a f**khead.

  • 0

    Nobody showers after PE man xD

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