Happy sperm donor awareness day
Or Father's Day
I just adopted an abandoned kitten.
Does that count?
The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
That young man’s name?
we need waifu day
"I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."
Oh, i though this was the day sperm doners got to meet the kids fapping actually produced.