The world is changing, my friends
I realized that when I woke up this morning. What was once familiar is now but a distant memory and the blissful days of our youth have been replaced by a harrowing reality of laborious hours spent assuming newfound responsibilities.
Did Spider-Man ask for his powers? Why no. He did not. But he went overboard. My man just needed to chill, crack open some beers, and once in a while go into vigilante mode. Instead, he worked too hard and now he's getting cast for every superhero movie that comes out every six months and he doesn't remember what it was like before he sold out.
So just take it easy anyway!