Why can't we be friends?
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  • ShoeHands

    Because your skin has the texture of a chimichanga.

    Because you smell like taco seasoning.

    Because you have weirdly shaped boobs.

    Because your mustache looks like my dad's.

    Because I don't think a diaper is appropriate headwear.

    Because I don't like feet as much as you.

    Because sometimes I like sleeping with my clothes on.

    Because a banana is never a pillow to me.

    Because I like my cat better when he isn't wearing a vest.

    Because you pee laying down.

    Because you bottle my farts.

    Because you eat all the pepperonis off my pizza.

    Because sometimes, Weird Al isn't appropriate background music for sex.

  • AdultSwim.Com

    :robotfrustrated:Necrotic techno-magic bullshit.:robotfrustrated:COWBOY_STILGAR sed so

  • Swimuminati


    its hard being a mexican't

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.

  • Babbling

    Doesn't mean we can't be lovers.

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