Why can't we be friends?
Because your skin has the texture of a chimichanga.
Because you smell like taco seasoning.
Because you have weirdly shaped boobs.
Because your mustache looks like my dad's.
Because I don't think a diaper is appropriate headwear.
Because I don't like feet as much as you.
Because sometimes I like sleeping with my clothes on.
Because a banana is never a pillow to me.
Because I like my cat better when he isn't wearing a vest.
Because you pee laying down.
Because you bottle my farts.
Because you eat all the pepperonis off my pizza.
Because sometimes, Weird Al isn't appropriate background music for sex.
:robotfrustrated:Necrotic techno-magic bullshit.:robotfrustrated:COWBOY_STILGAR sed so
its hard being a mexican't
am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.
Doesn't mean we can't be lovers.