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How do I collect my unemployment check?
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    I'm told that I'm supposed to be getting paid for sitting at home, perusing YT, playing games, watching anime, and eating food.


  • Banned
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    I would have to imagine your claim was denied, right?

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Banned
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    You don't.

    Hail to the king.


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    brian_boru said:

    You don't.

    Why not? Hath not a Zenigundam eyes, hands, organs, DIMENSIONS, senses, affections, passions?!?! (Mel Gibson voice)


  • Banned
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    Did he get released from a job through no fault of his own?

    Claim denied.


  • SwimComrad
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    Well normally, apply for it (online nowadays), answer a few questions for qualification, and walla...you might be an instant leech of the system.

    The day I graced your village, it was the most important day of your life...but for me, it was Tuesday.


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    Fault is arbitrary. I would argue that it was through no fault of my own.


  • Banned
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    You could make no such argument. You either got fired or let go. The employer will report the manner in which you left, if it was as bad as you always say it is.......claim denied.


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    I was fighting for my freedom. Wouldn't expect you to understand, Momma's boy Kill-Joy.


  • Banned
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    Spending your free time trying to rustle more jimmies, heh.

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  • Banned
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    Yeah, who still lives in their mommy's house because they can't hold down a job.

    Or finish college.

    Or get laid.

    I could go on, but i don't want to hurt your feelings too badly.


  • SwimPeanut
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    Zenigundam said:

    I was fighting for my freedom. Wouldn't expect you to understand, Momma's boy Kill-Joy.

    Oh yeah! Go get 'em, boy.


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    Rebecca...


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  • SwimLegend
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    If you keep quitting your jobs you won't get unemployment

    Oh bother...


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    I wasn't quitting. I was giving someone else a chance. America is the land of opportunity.


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    You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir


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    1pooh4u said:

    If you keep quitting your jobs you won't get unemployment

    This kind of logic is wasted on him.


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Any kind of logic is wasted on him.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • IB Banned
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    You have to actively be seeking a job.

    According to one of your threads, that is not the case.

    All greatness comes from loss
    Swimeival
    06-10-2004
    boards.adultswim.com/users


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