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I'm back... prepare your butts for immediate hurt.
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    i'm sorry. i hadn't noticed you were gone.


  • Swimuminati
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    Who are you?


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    That be a lie. You missed me.


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    Mixboy said:

    Who are you?


  • Swimuminati
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    Reported for anal rape threat.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Only the best for you, my dear.


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    Who are you?

    Hail to the king.


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    Have you prepared yourself for mochi yet? He'll turn you into a nice little bitch.

    [REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]


  • Swimuminati
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    I hope that means you're at least going to wait until I'm good and liquored up.

    I don't want to remember this later.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • IB
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    can't tell if virus or cleverly crafted disguise to breach the gates of Troy

    Seeeeeeeeeeega


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    Neither.

    Hail to the king.


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    molarbear said:

    can't tell if virus or cleverly crafted disguise to breach the gates of Troy

    An extra-small, unused condom thrown out several years passed the expiration date.


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    Trojan_Horse said:

    That be a lie. You missed me.

    i wouldn't say i've been "missing" you, bob.


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    naraku361 said:

    molarbear said:

    can't tell if virus or cleverly crafted disguise to breach the gates of Troy

    An extra-small, unused condom thrown out several years passed the expiration date.

    That reminds me that not long ago I used a condom that only went around halfway down my dick. I didn't know such things existed.


  • SwimLegend
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    Cosmic_Charlie said:

    naraku361 said:

    molarbear said:

    can't tell if virus or cleverly crafted disguise to breach the gates of Troy

    An extra-small, unused condom thrown out several years passed the expiration date.

    That reminds me that not long ago I used a condom that only went around halfway down my dick. I didn't know such things existed.

    You sure you didn't mistake a finger cot for a condom?

    Oh bother...


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    thimble lol


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    wacky1980 said:

    thimble lol

    the Monopoly thimble

    Shit, is that even a game piece anymore

    Oh bother...


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    Cosmic_Charlie said:

    naraku361 said:

    molarbear said:

    can't tell if virus or cleverly crafted disguise to breach the gates of Troy

    An extra-small, unused condom thrown out several years passed the expiration date.

    That reminds me that not long ago I used a condom that only went around halfway down my dick. I didn't know such things existed.

    Did you still use it?


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