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  • Swimuminati
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    1. FIGURE OUT whats going on
    2. GET OUT if you can do so safely
    3. CALL OUT when you can do so safely
    4. HIDE OUT if you can't get out
    5. KEEP OUT lock/block doors
    6. HELP OUT others if possible
    7. CONFRONT if you have no other options

    Important Notes:

    • active shooter situations are different than hostage situations
    • you are your first priority
    • do not pick up a shooters weapon if they are disarmed, kick it away
    • its important to note what within reach may be used as a weapon if one must confront the shooter

    this is what i did for two hours at work today. we had a meeting on active shooter preparedness. it was extensive. we had to discuss every possible situation relative to location within or out the store. merp

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Banned
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    pull out the BFG9000

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • Swimuminati
    1

    i'm pretty sure waifu is the only person who lives in a world where that would work

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimNinja
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    I don't see "use children as human shield" on that list.

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


  • Swimuminati
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    i'm gonna say that goes hand in hand with "its important to note what within reach may be used as a weapon if one must confront the shooter" except in this case, its a shield.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimHero
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    terrible just terrible but this is the world we live in today so we might as well prepare if and when such an event occurs.

    Janeway Rules!


  • Swimuminati
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    Option 0, which is before 1, is keep an eye on Mixboy because I will dis-af**kin-pear before the rest of you are even on option 1 ....follow me to safety, or not, watevs


  • Swimuminati
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    but but....
    despite mass shooting reports, i thought gun violence was actually down????

    i dunno, i feel like its relatively useless tbh. peoples common sense will either kick in and save them or shut down and kill them. either way, you might be in the wrong position to survive.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Banned
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    Firefly24 said:

    but but....
    despite mass shooting reports, i thought gun violence was actually down????

    It is. Crime in general has gone down, but who cares? Let stupid people fall for the sensationalism of the news and laugh at them.

    [REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]


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  • Swimuminati
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    Mixboy said:

    Option 0, which is before 1, is keep an eye on Mixboy because I will dis-af**kin-pear before the rest of you are even on option 1 ....follow me to safety, or not, watevs

    that was part of the preparedness meeting.
    learn to recognize signs of trouble before it happens.

    like this guy michael who worked there some years ago. he was only allowed to work under conditions that he was always fully medicated. aaaaaaand then he started acting funny. stalking people through the store and following them on their route home. he spoke jibberish to himself and said it was latin. the breaking point was when he started with these weird threats and got caught rocking himself in the janitors closet shouting at someone who was not there in that same jibberish. they ignored a few of our initial complaints and it wasn't until the jibberish and threats happened that people started to threaten to quit out of fear for their own safety.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimHero
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    yeah, but most violent crimes in general have gone down.
    still back then these types of shootings didnt happen everywhere and anywhere in the frequency that they happen today.

    Janeway Rules!


  • Swimuminati
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    bnmjy said:

    Firefly24 said:

    but but....
    despite mass shooting reports, i thought gun violence was actually down????

    It is. Crime in general has gone down, but who cares? Let stupid people fall for the sensationalism of the news and laugh at them.

    f**king heard that

    it's like the "hood" here. one or two (or 10) people get openly murdered on the street and everybody on the other side of the street has a damn heart attack about it. meanwhile i'm like, they aren't random, it isn't the entire county, and Rositas has the best damn tortillas in town.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
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    if life were like an anime, i'm not sure that would be my first "go to"

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
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    true

    i guess i just figure that i'll cross that bridge if i ever come to it

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimHero
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    yeah, probably would be the best thing you can do aside from becoming like an anti gun activist to try and get rid of them.
    just have a plan in case shit goes down and hope youll never be in that scary situation.

    Janeway Rules!


  • Swimuminati
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    Firefly24 said:

    Mixboy said:

    Option 0, which is before 1, is keep an eye on Mixboy because I will dis-af**kin-pear before the rest of you are even on option 1 ....follow me to safety, or not, watevs

    that was part of the preparedness meeting.
    learn to recognize signs of trouble before it happens.

    like this guy michael who worked there some years ago. he was only allowed to work under conditions that he was always fully medicated. aaaaaaand then he started acting funny. stalking people through the store and following them on their route home. he spoke jibberish to himself and said it was latin. the breaking point was when he started with these weird threats and got caught rocking himself in the janitors closet shouting at someone who was not there in that same jibberish. they ignored a few of our initial complaints and it wasn't until the jibberish and threats happened that people started to threaten to quit out of fear for their own safety.

    alt text

    phone rings
    -"Hello, this is your boss, why aren't you at work today?"
    -"uhh, 'cause I chose life. Good bye."

    ....

    So what happened? Did they fire him?


  • Swimuminati
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    i can't see myself ever taking that position

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
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    yes. he had a one strike system because his mental state is so fragile. they actually waited until the male manager was in so he could inform and escort him from the property. it was interesting watching people avoid him like the plague that day. like.... go waaaaay out of their way to walk around him as if there was some invisible barrier.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimHero
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    thats cool, im also doing nothing about the situation either, even though it is pretty obvious that banning guns is the obvious solution to our mass shooting problem. way too many people like their guns to ever admit that.

    Janeway Rules!


  • Swimuminati
    0

    wow, that's wild....so what did you guys put in place to prevent him from coming back...y'know, as Rambo?


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