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Who wants to see my dick?
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  • IB Banned
    -3

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • Thunder Goddess
    0

    Mmmm. Hard sauce is good on that.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • 0

    I take it you have small hands?


  • Banned
    -1

    I don't have an electron microscope.

    Hail to the king.


  • Banned
    0

    Wow, I knew I was gonna be disappointed.

    [REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]


  • IB Banned
    0

    8 inches from base to tip of middle finger? so i guess slightly above average

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • IB Banned
    0

    everyone on here has already seen my dick before

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • IB Banned
    0

    I've actually never seen or had spotted dick before.

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • SwimHero
    1

    looks alright i guess.

    Janeway Rules!


  • Swimuminati
    2

    your dick provides an unusually high number of calories than average

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Thunder Goddess
    2

    it's the suet.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Swimuminati
    1

    i'll pass then

    i've got a figure to maintain

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimVIP
    3

    I want to put your dick in my mouth.


  • Helper
    2

    I almost knew it was going to be spotted dick for some reason.

    But the mug of what looks like clotted cream in the background made me crack up for no good reason.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • Swimuminati
    1

    Jules-A-Rama said:

    I want to put your dick in my mouth.

    the edit is much better in this context

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
    1

    not some reason

    we all know the reason

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • IB Banned
    1

    so ive been told

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • IB Banned
    0

    katt_goddess said:

    I almost knew it was going to be spotted dick for some reason.

    But the mug of what looks like clotted cream in the background made me crack up for no good reason.

    you know me so well

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • IB Banned
    1

    Firefly24 said:

    Jules-A-Rama said:

    I want to put your dick in my mouth.

    the edit is much better in this context

    LOL

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • SwimVIP
    0

    Firefly24 said:

    Jules-A-Rama said:

    I want to put your dick in my mouth.

    the edit is much better in this context

    I thought of showing my dick in public.

    After all, it's that sweet.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    let someone else be the judge of that!

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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