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Something crawled on my ear
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  • Banned
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    So I'm up. Who needs sleep anyway?


  • Banned
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    Don't worry, I'm sure a large spider has killed whatever it was by now.


  • IB
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    I once woke up to a beetle crawling on me at my old apt, I did not sleep comfortably for 2 days until one of my roommates informed he had brutally murdered a bug via a can of febreeze. Best sleep ever that night.

    Seeeeeeeeeeega


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    BanRaniel said:

    Don't worry, I'm sure a large spider has killed whatever it was by now.

    I grabbed it and threw it on the floor. I don't even know what it was.


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    All those huge spiders under your bed definitely got em, then


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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6yzFEdJ9HQ

    That happens A LOT more often than you think.
    Also not just in 3rd world places... Like US too.
    Especially with smaller insects.
    The way you gotta do it, is flush the ear with some oil first, get the bug to crawl into the external auditory canal, then yoink it with tweezers.
    You gotta be careful and smooth though, cuz if its still alive, it might get scared and crawl back inwards.
    If it f**ks with your tympanic membrane or oval window... Well... Lets just hope it doesnt.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


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    We don't have roaches and it felt smaller than a roach.


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    Well there are tiny as f**k roaches.
    But like I said, ts not NECESSARILY a roach.
    It could be any sort of insect looking for a small, warm hole to hid in~!

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • IB
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    invest in spiders.. My house is pest free.

    whatevah..


  • IB
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    relatively.. they dont last long. I think this fellow took out

    quite alot of buggers.. I came home from work one day and

    noticed it on my cealing. wgen I walked under it and got closer

    it raised it's front legs.. I walked up to it few times cuz I was

    like..meh those pesky jumpin spiders like to use you as a

    steppin stool...but it was like front legs raised

    I don't want no trouble bro.. just eatin

    the fools tryin' to eat your shit cuz you svck at cleanin'

    whatevah..


  • IB
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    whatevah..


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    I love those spiders, they have so much personality.

    I like to try getting them high and have had some real moments with them.


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  • Manowarrior
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    CRAWWWWWWWLING INNNNNNN MY EAAAAAAAAAAR...

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    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • Thunder Goddess
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    I HATE feeling that! Even when I'm awake, if my hair brushes against my ear, it freaks me out. I think it's from my louse phobia.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • SwimLegend
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    this is why I hate bugs.

    Oh bother...


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