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ASMB drinking gauntlet
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  • Banned
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    I know we have several self proclaimed drinkers here, and I'm not one to doubt one's ability to suck down alcohol but I kinda want to see who among us can hang.

    It would quite literally be the only reason I would ever TC with you assholes, but this is what I (tentatively) propose.

    Participants agree on a very specific set of drinks so we are all on equal ground. I mean I know some of us can't drink the shit I drink in large amounts due to the cost, so I figure all mid tier shit. Like some subpar domestic shit**ter for beer. Goose for the liquor (I drink white, but I can go brown if that's the major consensus), and just to keep things interesting, an energy drink.

    But we would also have to agree on the amounts....Like no p***yfooting around, each participant must have blackout levels of alcohol to see who can hang. Like we need a set minimum and that minimum would have to be enough to put the average motherf**ker in the hospital.

    None of that is set in stone, but how many people would be willing to play with me.


  • Swimuminati
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    I wish I could, but I can't...maybe after July 10th...this really seems like fun though

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Swimuminati
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    Well, I like to drink quite a bit but I wont even pretend I can hang. I can get a pretty serious shine on after one 10-12% abv beer or two 5-7%

    So ill just hang in the back and sip my drank while watching y'all s festivities.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Banned
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    We can have a lightweight opener......Nothing but Budlight and Fuzzy Navels.


  • Banned
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    Idk about all that. I'm not paying Goose prices

    Let's just see who can slam six 16oz PBRs the fastest

    That I am comfortable with.


  • Banned
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    Well what's a good, cheap liquor.....I'm not drinking no f**king Aristocrat.

    Speed drinking beer is worthless......If I wanna piss like a racehorse, I'll just get a big gulp. Can't even get buzzed rushing beer like that.....And I'm a beer monster.


  • Swimuminati
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    Yeah, no way. I wont drink those things. Dank brews and jager shots is basically all I can down enjoyably.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Banned
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    Seagram's is my vote

    Though I'd willing to go as high as Smirnoff


  • Swimuminati
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    That's not so much a competition of tolerance as it is a chugging contest....I hate those

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Banned
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    Seagrams is cool.....So is Noff.

    I can do either.


  • Banned
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    Tho I really don't see what's wrong with the pleasant dizziness that comes with downing 96oz of beer really quickly


  • Swimuminati
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    nothing's wrong with it as far as personal enjoyment goes....but when you want to drink a man under the table, you really want him under there, you get me

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Banned
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    Fair enough, I just see someone (Buddy) showboating all the way to the ER if it's a liquor tolerance competition


  • Banned
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    BanRaniel said:

    Fair enough, I just see someone (Buddy) showboating all the way to the ER if it's a liquor tolerance competition

    Is this a surrender?


  • Banned
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    I don't even think TC will work on my phone anyway


  • Banned
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    Seriously though, I drink way more beer than I do liquor.....It's why I have massive hangovers, but when I do drink likker, I go hammuh.


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    BanRaniel said:

    I don't even think TC will work on my phone anyway

    Well so far, organizing this seems to be a bust as is, so I wouldn't worry about it coming to fruition.....I just really wanted to see who would be game.


  • Swimuminati
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    BanRaniel said:

    Fair enough, I just see someone (Buddy) showboating all the way to the ER if it's a liquor tolerance competition

    pfft, not a drinking contest if people aren't willing to drop

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Swimuminati
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    PsychoticCyberBully said:

    BanRaniel said:

    I don't even think TC will work on my phone anyway

    Well so far, organizing this seems to be a bust as is, so I wouldn't worry about it coming to fruition.....I just really wanted to see who would be game.

    I'm actually pretty bummed I can't do it and pretty surprised you didn't immediately razz me about not joining despite my often expressed love for the drink...

    dude I swear this time is different. I swear before god, buddah, my dead grandma, and asmb. i will never drink again.

    -Phillies 8/15/2016


  • Banned
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    Mixboy said:

    PsychoticCyberBully said:

    BanRaniel said:

    I don't even think TC will work on my phone anyway

    Well so far, organizing this seems to be a bust as is, so I wouldn't worry about it coming to fruition.....I just really wanted to see who would be game.

    I'm actually pretty bummed I can't do it and pretty surprised you didn't immediately razz me about not joining despite my often expressed love for the drink...

    Eh, I mean sometimes you can get shitfaced, sometimes you can't. I mean after July isn't too far off if I was planning a blackout night.

    Plus I assume you're training or some shit.....The gauntlet respects priorities.


  • Assy McGee Banned
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    I refrain because my blackouts can get bad. I'm not trying to get kicked out quite yet, things are moving upwards at the moment.


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