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I can see you running
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  • ShoeHands
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    Nah who am I kidding.

    You dont run.

    None of us run.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    i was outside smoking last night, and an urge hit me pretty hard. i had to run to the crapper so i wouldn't shit myself.

    that counts, right? i think it counts.


  • ShoeHands
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    Uh sure.

    I guess that counts.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    there were some stairs involved too.


  • ShoeHands
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    Im still not sure that actually counts

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    but i had to go up the stairs.


  • ShoeHands
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    Yea but thats still not really running

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    but i ran up the stairs.


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    well, it was more of a hurried waddle, but still.


  • ShoeHands
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    See now Hurried Waddle sounds even less like running.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    that was just on the steps though. i flat-out ran from there to the bathroom.


  • ShoeHands
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    Yea but thats what, a few feet? Thats not really running. Maybe short sprint, but not running.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    if i hadn't run that 8 feet, it could have been a disaster. an o-ring goes, and if you're not prepared for it when it happens, you've got a shitty mess on your hands...

    i'm standing by it, that was some running.


  • ShoeHands
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    Well you can think whatever you want, but your wrong

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    well the next time you have to poop NOW and you're 50 feet from the nearest toilet, i'll bet you run. and you'll agree with me then.


  • ShoeHands
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    Sureeeee

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    or you'll poop your panties and then you'll wish you had run faster.


  • ShoeHands
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    Pffftttttt neither of those things are going to happen.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    never happen...until they day they do.


  • ShoeHands
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    That day will never come

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    the day you run to the bathroom?

    or the day you run?


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