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    You didn't make the ransom call


  • Banned
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    I made the bomb threat.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


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    Don't try to cover for waifu


  • Swimuminati
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    What? Sir, you're at a Mcdonald's drive through order box. Please make an order or leave.

    We always get the drunk ones this late at night...what...oh, the speaker's still on


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    Sorry

    puts the phone down


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    did I ever tell you guys about the time I got arrested in the burger king drive through?
    I'm the only idiot in human history to get arrested in a drive through

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


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