I rather enjoy when people pronounce words unconventionally
Ice (pause) Cream (See Charles Bronson in Death Wish 2)
Harr (My IPA's awful, the same A sound as in "barren")-ass-ment
And there's plenty more, but I can't think of them right now.
I say pellow instead of pillow. I try to remember but I fail at doing so regularly and it feels straining to make the short I sound in that word.
Other than that I just talk funny accent wise.
am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.
Haven't heard that one before.
Really common one I can't think of right now...