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  • ShoeHands
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    Police have been called because loose cows were stopping up traffic in the middle of town.

    Multiple times.


  • 6

    We built this city. We built this city on rock and roll. Built this city. We built this city on rock and roooollll.


  • Banned
    0

    The 2020, or 2024 Republican presidential nominee has been mayor of this city


  • Banned
    0

    It's not a city


  • ShoeHands
    0

    I was at the Wal-Mart once and noted to the girl at the deli that two houseflies appeared to be mating on top of the sliced turkey breast. She told the one in charge and he assured me after half-listening that any insects I saw inside the store were dead.


  • IB
    2

    It's violent here! 12 years ago the local gas station was held up at Hoe point

    Seeeeeeeeeeega


  • Thunder Goddess
    0

    We only have a village triangle because we don't rate a full square.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • IB Banned
    0

    It's not always sunny in Philadelphia.

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • IB Banned
    0

    ZING
    SO GLAD I GOT TO MAKE THAT JOKE

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • SwimSuperStar
    0

    We are quite literally on the Canadian boarder. The Boarder Crossing Station just east of town is the Gilespie Portage....hope they arn't too distracted watching "In the Heat of the Night" on November 8th....could see a lot of outbound American traffic

    In the words of the great Candela....NERF THIS!


  • Swimuminati
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    well, for one, you're only ever 0-15 minutes from lake michigan no matter where you are located in the city.

    for two, its home of an ongoing case where a man is being charged and investigated in multiple cases of assault with a firearm, abduction, attempted abduction, murder, and criminal sexual assault. you can add kiddie porn to that now too as they found files on a computer of that sort of thing and also stalking. they haven't released all the info yet but they found multiple files on women/girls in the area with pictures n shit. both the dead/missing and ones that are still alive. thankfully. he lives about a mile from my house and i'm sure i've seen him at the gas station by our homes at least a dozen times.

    scary.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Banned
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    I don't know factoids about Dallas but where I used to live in NY...it was the smallest city in NYS and they made all the Oneida sliver there...and they had a cheese manufacturing plant there that won awards for the best cheddar over Wisconsin...and that's saying something

    We think we can make honey without sharing in the fate of bees, but we are in truth nothing but poor bees, destined to accomplish our task and then die.


  • Toonami
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    If you're interested in going to a local night club, don't. Stabbings, parking lot shootings, and other stuff like that are a regular occurrence at pretty much every night club in the area, especially when loads of tourists are visiting.


  • 0

    We have garlic.


  • Banned
    1

    Fact: NYC > your city


  • ShoeHands
    0

    Were a Mile High

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • 0

    It's more brutal than Norway.


  • Banned
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    this place here is a crack hood.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


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    over 500 lbs of was located on a farmers land.

    the people were arrested.

    and yet...there still is no shortage.

    gawd bless 'mureka.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • IB
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    There are no homeless people in my city...
    Only because the police pick them up and drop them off in a different city.


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BvL1Kwz4ebk/maxresdefault.jpg

    My city's got its problems but I wouldn't trade it for the world.


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