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disappointing online purchases
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  • Swimuminati
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    i was super pumped to wear these for a special occasion. i bought the smallest size, size s/m, and shit don't fit from above the knee on down.

    from a glance at the front, if i pull them down extra tight and fold them under my toe, they seem to fit okay
    http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/firefly24/Mobile Uploads/07e02ba4-63cc-42d2-867a-a87f816ef4d3_zpsytlzparz.jpg

    but from the side, you can see all the extra fabric around the ankle
    http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/firefly24/Mobile Uploads/2b5d65f8-8d31-4fe5-8973-9ba5e4f4245f_zpsdp1r51wd.jpg

    and thats still after i folded them. this is before and you can see the difference when i pull one ankle back
    http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/firefly24/Mobile Uploads/2016-06-24 10.15.01_zpsr1qhtbv1.jpg

    there is also extra fabric around the knee, but that is less noticeable when i am not sitting.

    all in all, a very disappointing purchase. usually tights and nylons are not so hard to purchase in your size. i feel like these should have a "must have cankles" disclaimer on them. i really wanted to wear these today with a fancy black dress and my blue wig.

    f**k.
    so be warned of the Vader and R2D2 mock thigh high tights ladies. they run funny sized.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Banned
    1

    Fukken saved


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    This thread was just made so you could show us your Zettai Ryouiki huh?

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • Banned
    2

    Nice legs.

    What was i supposed to notice?


  • Swimuminati
    0

    I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    the crappy fit?

    this would work better if there were more females here to understand my annoyance with this
    there is nothing crappier than finding out last minute that the special outfit you picked out to wear won't work

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
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    saved by what?

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Banned
    1

    Hey, i'm trying to understand.

    But.....i'm a guy and we're easily distracted.


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    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • Swimuminati
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    oh, well, no, it wasn't but i also don't care if i do
    muh legs have always been one of those things i don't get self conscious about

    how do you people remember and know all these strange terms?

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
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    i understand, it comes with the territory

    still, i was to be a fantastical poster child nerd today and now i'm just going to have to be fancy
    bummmmeeerrrrrr

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Banned
    1

    It's not that bad, really. I bet hardly anyone notices, and if they do she's probably a bitch anyway.


  • Banned
    1

    Firefly24 said:

    saved by what?

    http://i.imgur.com/x6MaTZP.jpg


  • Lord Of the Munge Façade
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    Once i bought a t-rex from ebay thinking it was a particular one, but when it arrived i found it was a different one.

    I was sad.

    So Luuv hooked me up with a custom rank.

    Which means I only have two more prizes to claim, plus an image sig.

    So that's where we stand.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    yeah, idk, once i notice it, i can't unnotice it
    my mom suggested i wear my black bootie style heels or my black combat boots to cover the ankle bits

    the combat boots might come in handy, my friends are throwing my a metal/punk show tonight
    seems fitting

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    creeeeeeeeppppppyyyyyy
    lol

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
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    covered_in_sponges said:

    Once i bought a t-rex from ebay thinking it was a particular one, but when it arrived i dound it was a different one.

    I was sad.

    this is the problem with online purchases

    the bastards trick you

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • 1

    Pfft.
    Thats nothing.
    The kinda terms I have to remember for class make all my weeb knowledge look like baby tiem.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • Beast Master
    1

    I bought a lizard online and it ended up dying. =(

    Aye swimae.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    yeah, i believe it

    i once was going for a couple jobs at the hospital here (of course i didn't get it cuz my momma is human resources and they seem to be everybodys enemy) and all of them required you take medical terminology. so i borrowed my friends intro book to start studying just in case.... and F**K THAT. my memory is not that good.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    770312 said:

    I bought a lizard online and it ended up dying. =(

    i can't imagine they ship well

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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