Have you ever accidentally caught your penis in an elevator door?
Worst job interview ever.
Not accidentally, no.
Wouldn't the elevator doors, like, sense your dick before it completely shut?
Not if it's too small.
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No, but in a revolving door.
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One time I wore shorts on an escalator
Cock jammed up the works as I was stepping off, took em three hours to get it free
None of you are telling the truth.
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Spoken like a true virgin
This is making me want to induce a boner in the bathroom just so I can use it to push one of the lower buttons on the elevator just to have the rest of the passengers look on in abject horror!
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I hate when that happens.
I get on an elevator and it's like, "Yo, p***s. What the f**k are you doing here?"
And it's all, "Shit, you caught me again. Seriously dude, quit following me around."