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Have you ever accidentally caught your penis in an elevator door?
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  • ShoeHands
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    Worst job interview ever.


  • 1

    Not accidentally, no.


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    That's hot


  • SwimVIP
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    Wouldn't the elevator doors, like, sense your dick before it completely shut?


  • ShoeHands
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    Not if it's too small.

    The era of the fancy signature has come to a final end.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    No, but in a revolving door.


  • Banned
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    One time I wore shorts on an escalator

    Cock jammed up the works as I was stepping off, took em three hours to get it free


  • IB Banned
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    None of you are telling the truth.

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • Banned
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    Spoken like a true virgin


  • Mobile Suit Gundam
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    This is making me want to induce a boner in the bathroom just so I can use it to push one of the lower buttons on the elevator just to have the rest of the passengers look on in abject horror!

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  • Banned
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    I hate when that happens.

    I get on an elevator and it's like, "Yo, p***s. What the f**k are you doing here?"

    And it's all, "Shit, you caught me again. Seriously dude, quit following me around."


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