I hate when people try to have conversations with me.
It's like, I don't have time to pretend that I want to hear about your son's diaper rash. Babies are gross. Babies are the only thing on earth that can make the idea of boobs gross. And that's blasphemy.
My baby's diaper rash has gotten somewhat better. I put oinment on the red on his butt. As a first time parent, I will do everything to make it better. Do you have any suggestions for rashes? Diaper rash is the worst. Like OMG just stop and leave my baby alone you know?
I find a good remedy for diaper rash is to cut a pickle in half and dip it in baking soda. Then vigorously rub it diagonally against the affected area. It might take a few treatments every three hours or so before you'll see results. But once it goes away, it's gone for good. Here's to hoping your precious little love nugget gets better soon! <3
you got a problem with breast milk?
am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.
Well that's good to know when I have a child in like 5 years.