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You see him on the street and he seems like a pretty normal guy
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    But when you see him in court, your eyes are like O_O when you look at him.


  • Swimuminati
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    he raped my cat

    i'm scared

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    That's awful. That's why if I get a cat, I'm going to keep him in a little cathouse outside that has a wooden sign crookedly attached to the top of the cathouse that says "CAT" in big red letters on the sign. Then he'll hear my cat "meowing" and try to do the same thing, but as soon as he gets near the cathouse, my cat will jump out and maul him because he's actually a BLACK PANTHER who I ordered from the darkest depths of the Amazon rainforest!


  • Babbling Banned
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    "Wear a disguise, you look like human guys
    But you're not a man; you're a chicken boo."

    What's a giant eye going to do, pick you up and wink you to death?


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