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Boobs are destroying the world
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  • ShoeHands
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    Yes ladies, boobs are the ultimate problem in the world.

    According to this article ever since the rise of Boobs the world has suffered becasue Men have stopped doing really amazing things (presumably becasue they wanted to see boobs).

    http://thefederalist.com/2016/06/23/men-did-greater-things-when-it-was-harder-to-see-boobs/

    So if we want the Flying Car anytime soon we must all do our part and put away the girls.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • SwimHero
    0

    It kinda makes sense. Back then guys had to do a lot more stuff to get with a girl but now it seems like the bar has been lowered.

    Janeway Rules!


  • Banned
    7

    I for one welcome our new boob overlords.


  • ShoeHands
    0

    It actually goes to a theory I have about what I call "The Price of Sex". Its so easy for people to have sex now no one really has to try. The idea of building a relationship and getting to know someone is "old" and isnt really part of our cultural norm anymore.

    Which really sucks for those of us who are not into the hookup culture.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    0

    kill-joy70 said:

    I for one welcome our new boob overlords.

    Bow down to the power of the Tatas!!!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Swimuminati
    1

    They can take our lives.....but they will never take..........OUR BOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!


  • Swimuminati
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    distorted_reasoning said:

    It kinda makes sense. Back then guys had to do a lot more stuff to get with a girl but now it seems like the bar has been lowered.

    quiet you


  • Swimuminati
    1

    Master-Debater131 said:

    It actually goes to a theory I have about what I call "The Price of Sex". Its so easy for people to have sex now no one really has to try. The idea of building a relationship and getting to know someone is "old" and isnt really part of our cultural norm anymore.

    Which really sucks for those of us who are not into the hookup culture.

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  • IB
    1

    well, boobs do keep me from doing my homework sometimes
    damn you, internet


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    kill-joy70 said:

    I for one welcome our new boob overlords.

    Monsters come in many shapes and sizes . I'm all of them


  • Assy McGee Banned
    1

    I don't even need to read this article to know it lacks perspective.

    "Why back then men invented the car! And flight! By gosh we went to the moon!"

    The advances we need to make now are different and more difficult. Now a car can get in a wreck at 80 mph and the person can walk away from it. And we're close to making it automated. We are creating plasma in laboratories. We fly thousands of people around the world. We've finally detected gravitational waves. There's talk of new forms of propulsion in space.

    Tits ain't got shit to do with what's happening to the world at large.


  • SwimElder
    0

    Welp better get rid of the old tube top...


  • SwimNinja
    1

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


  • SwimComrad
    0

    You say sumthin'?

    The day I graced your village, it was the most important day of your life...but for me, it was Tuesday.


  • Helper
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    NaClO said:

    Welp better get rid of the old tube top...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

    The probability that we may fail in the struggle aught not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. -Abraham Lincoln


  • Helper
    0

    I stopped taking this seriously when I saw Kim Kardashian.

    The probability that we may fail in the struggle aught not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. -Abraham Lincoln


  • SwimElder
    0

    Jingai said:

    NaClO said:

    Welp better get rid of the old tube top...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

    Now now

    It's for your own good. The article told me so.

    :p


  • Helper
    0

    Wait, I've got it.
    Put away the tube top and don't replace it with anything else.

    I'm a genius.

    The probability that we may fail in the struggle aught not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. -Abraham Lincoln


  • SwimNinja
    1

    So told my wife about this article and her response was that Romans didn't cover up boobs so what's up with that?

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


  • SwimNerd
    1

    False.

    In the strongest sense.


  • SwimElder
    1

    Nah, would be a safety hazard. I could trip on your jaw before you pick it up off the floor. >.>


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