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Drinking $300 Wine
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  • -4

    I find the taste surprisingly piquant, but the drink itself lives up to its price for its salubrious effects alone. This restaurant sure knows how to give its patrons the comme il faut experience. (adjusts monocle)


  • Super Nerd of the Year
    1

    Can u buy me 100 bottles of $3 wine


  • 1

    Ah, Athena, dear girl... That's rich.

    Surely you say that in jest as I'd never stoop to such plebeian standards.


  • Super Nerd of the Year
    1

    Ok

    Just buy me some $300 wine. And bring the receipt. I totally won't return it to buy myself $3 wine.


  • 1

    How about I just give you the $300 instead? I'd be remiss to buy you a $300 bottle of wine when you clearly aren't cultured enough to appreciate its sublimity. (raises pinky high in the air while sipping on wine)


  • Super Nerd of the Year
    0

    Ok sounds good thnx bud.


  • 1

    Stop by my mansion later?


  • Super Nerd of the Year
    1

    I wouldn't want to make @kidney_eater101 jealous


  • 2

    Yeah well he'll get wrecked. K, here's the keys. Hands you mansion keys


  • SwimComrad
    0

    Zeni, you fancy wine connoisseur...

    The day I graced your village, it was the most important day of your life...but for me, it was Tuesday.


  • 0

    Gammenon said:

    Zeni, you fancy wine connoisseur...

    How banal and bromidic of you to limit me to one distinction when I am a multifarious epicure of the highest order.


  • SwimComrad
    0

    Yeah. See, Im not going to find out or even care about what you just wrote. I spent 5 minutes just trying to spell "connoisseur" correctly.

    The day I graced your village, it was the most important day of your life...but for me, it was Tuesday.


  • 1

    points nose very high in the air


  • Banned
    0

    Inebriation via wine is quite the faux pas, prospective sommelier.

    [REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]


  • Babbling
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    Radiotsar, One Warped Vision, Charity Navigator
    Перший в стіну, коли революція іде!


  • Rants
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    A real oenophile would have had the common courtesy to mention the vintner, the year, where it was made, and other relevant details about, what I can only assume, is a bottle of wine and not some overpriced bladder full of pretentiously priced fermented grape dregs. Simply mentioning how much is quite declasse.

    So what's the wine, Zenigundam?

    ASMB Member since March 23, 2004.
    If brevity is the soul of wit, then abbreviation is the death of the soul.


  • Pokemon Master
    0

    Fite me irl

    Snuffles was my slave name
    Nerd ♥


  • Helper
    0

    Does it have an oaky afterbirth

    What the hell is that behind you


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