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Someone called me a career man.
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  • Assy McGee Banned
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    In the sense that being male is my career.

    Hm.


  • Swimuminati
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    how does one get that job if they do not have a p***s?

    i'm presently looking for something new and unique to add to my resume

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimComrad
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    nothing wrong with being a pimp, gotta make that money somehow


  • Assy McGee Banned
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    I dunno how I got the job. I'm just some guy. I think it had something to do with me not having kids and not looking for anything serious.


  • IB Banned
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    Cosmic_Charlie said:

    I think it had something to do with me not having kids and not looking for anything serious.

    ...by choice?

    All greatness comes from loss
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  • Swimuminati
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    so you're telling me i have to have a p***s and a flexible schedule

    damn

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
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    EvilsergE said:

    Cosmic_Charlie said:

    I think it had something to do with me not having kids and not looking for anything serious.

    ...by choice?

    ya'll are like polar opposites

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Assy McGee Banned
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    I stopped trying to date in Omaha because they would always be talking about our future together and it drove me crazy. I'm f**king 22 (at the time), I'm not thinking about kids, I'm not thinking about marrying you, I'm thinking about being together and enjoying each other's company. And then rampant "better deal" women. "I have this boyfriend, but you're a real interesting guy..."

    Sorry, I'm not an asshole either.


  • Assy McGee Banned
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    What would a career woman be? I think all the names for something like that are bad, haha.


  • Swimuminati
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    they range from housewife to w***e

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Assy McGee Banned
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    A career man-woman, then! Someone out to enjoy life and being female. Or that can be the definition of career woman, the rules are not known to me.


  • Swimuminati
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    i think they made the rules vague on purpose to confuse us

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Assy McGee Banned
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    I've no clue. I kinda liked the designation though, cause I like being the guy I am. It was one of those things that made me a little introspective in a certain way. Like I looked in the mirror and was thinking about how I have amazing eyelashes. Like if I was a woman I wouldn't even think about mascara. My maleness is an enjoyable part of who I am.


  • SwimPunk
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    Cool.

    Stupid.


  • Assy McGee Banned
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    I just found it kind of an interesting thing to say.


  • SwimHero
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    how you do that?

    Janeway Rules!


  • Assy McGee Banned
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    You gotta be hardcore.


  • SwimHero
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    but im hardcore!

    Janeway Rules!


  • SwimPunk
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    It is.

    Stupid.


  • Assy McGee Banned
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    Where's your secret tweaker pad?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VaaZAzDgVw


  • SwimHero
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    i dont have one.
    i do have a nerd cave if that works?

    Janeway Rules!


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