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Slow day today
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  • SwimNerd
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    It feels like time is standing still.


  • Swimuminati
    1

    sounds like a porch drinkin, people watchin, kind of day

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimNerd
    0

    If only I weren't at work.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    noooooo, my sympathies friend

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimNerd
    0

    Sympathies don't get me liquor or a porch.

    I do have plenty of people to watch though.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    maybe we could get zeni to call in a false threat

    i'll show him an ankle

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimNerd
    1

    Don't waste the ankle in him.

    Not worth it

    Especially if he thinks Applebee's is our restaurant.


  • Swimuminati
    1

    were I so inclined, being at work or lacking a porch would not stop the drinking...

    In fact, you drink just right and the whole world becomes your porch, ya get me


  • SwimNerd
    1

    I do actually, but I may have somethings to do later that be better with me not having drunk.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    well, there are other ways

    we have so much dirt on him

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimNerd
    0

    I'm listening.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    i don't understand how people can do the drink or thing and work efficiently

    but i also have to use box cutters all day

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    fair enough


  • Banned
    1

    The titty judging is over and I am enjoying a libation and having a tuna burger.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Swimuminati
    0

    you bastard

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimNerd
    1

    I don't use those often.

    But that's not why I don't normally don't


  • Banned
    0

    Love me hard.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Swimuminati
    0

    the walmart fiasco, for example

    stalking

    footage of drinking while operating a motor vehicle

    the list can go on...

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    I think the classification you're looking for is functioning drunk...I once wrote a term paper that was due that very morning after returning from a night that involved the right combination of drink and to elicit two bar fights, a car chase, and a jail stint near miss


  • SwimNerd
    0

    Who won?


  • SwimPeanut
    0

    I'm on vacation, but I'm stuck inside because it's raining cats and dogs. So I thought "hey, let's see what the ASMB is up to this fine day!" and here I am.

    真実はいつもひとつ!


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