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Just realized that I know many older female relatives
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    Who don't have sex anymore. Including my mom. Maybe that's why they're so crazy! Light bulb moment here folks! I'm never throwing in the towel. Never!


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    my mom says dating and men are more hassle than the sex is worth

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


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    Yeah, don't be throwing that towel around. It'll probably stick to something. o.O

    And actually, the statistics are in that say the fastest growing rates of STDs are currently among senior citizens. Something about how they think at their age they are suddenly immune to bugs.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


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    You know what's funny about that pic? None of them are little grey old ladies. They still look great. Especially my mom. She had a cop my oldest brothers age coming over her to "check" on her because of pics she posted on Facebook. He used to buy her groceries but she stopped calling him. He totally wanted some cougar action.


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    katt_goddess said:

    Yeah, don't be throwing that towel around. It'll probably stick to something. o.O

    And actually, the statistics are in that say the fastest growing rates of STDs are currently among senior citizens. Something about how they think at their age they are suddenly immune to bugs.

    Lol or they don't care about std's since they're about to die.


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    Yeah that could be why they're crazy.
    I've seen The Golden Girls, so I know older ladies still have that sex drive.
    They should get back out there.


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    Fuggereiia said:

    katt_goddess said:

    Yeah, don't be throwing that towel around. It'll probably stick to something. o.O

    And actually, the statistics are in that say the fastest growing rates of STDs are currently among senior citizens. Something about how they think at their age they are suddenly immune to bugs.

    Lol or they don't care about std's since they're about to die.

    Pretty sure a raging case of adult diaper rash plus gonorrhea aren't things people want to deal with in their twilight years.

    The only ones able to scratch enough to make a dent in that are the ones with Parkinson's.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


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    New_Disease said:

    Yeah that could be why they're crazy.
    I've seen The Golden Girls, so I know older ladies still have that sex drive.
    They should get back out there.

    I should make it my mission. Maybe put them on tinder. Or make a 50s or older tinder.


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