Is this a dream or did this really happen?
I woke up and suddenly I was out the joint like Escape from Alcatraz and my jetboat was FRRRRYYYIING through the San Francisco Bay cutting through the violent waters with the utmost grace while all the angry, downvote prison guards were angrily shouting and waving their fists in the air on the horizon.
Two minutes my ***! I'll post RIGHT NOW! Woohoo!! Freedom!! FREEDOM!