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Stephen King Pick-Up Lines
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  • -9

    Not a fan nor do I believe in their efficacy (pick-ups line in general), but I do believe Mr. King probably has some really good ones.


  • SwimNinja
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    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


  • 3

    I tried to spit that exact same sewer game once with a girl, but she ran away.


  • Other Anime
    0

    "Are you a 1950's rock n roll jukebox? Cause I feel like a naughty boy around mothers supper time apron and Bangor blueberry cobbler"

    Muscle, muscle! Hustle, hustle!


  • SwimNinja
    2

    Zenigundam said:

    I tried to spit that exact same sewer game once with a girl, but she ran away.

    I feel dirty doing it but i had to upvote that, made me giggle.

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


  • Swimuminati
    0

    PrincessUnikitty said:

    Zenigundam said:

    I tried to spit that exact same sewer game once with a girl, but she ran away.

    I feel dirty doing it but i had to upvote that, made me giggle.

    Same.

    Totally caught me off guard.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Babbling
    1

    Hey girl you look Thinner. Have you been cursed by a gypsy?


  • Babbling
    0

    You're like a Firestarter. You illuminate my Dark Tower.


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