Does anybody even read newspapers anymore?
I go into CVS and notice the whole stack hasn't even been touched and then I see some 97 year old guy pick one of them up and say, "I remember back when the newsboy would stand on the corner selling these days! Ah I remember it like it was yesterday... That was 1941... ten long years ago."
Ah I love those old people. Just the kind I need to give me a high-paying office job because they need me to send e-mails and write things in Microsoft Word. They just don't know any better!
I watch the news at night. I don't read anything except what's posted here so my world view is extremely narrow.