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Why I would be a good boyfriend and why I wouldn't
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    Why Yes- Fun, Confident, Charming, Fearless, Carefree, Ambitious

    Why Not- Solitude, Lethargy, Forgetfulness, Eccentricities

    Strong yes though.


  • Banned
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    Don't forget the hereditary alcoholism and small cock.... put that in whatever category you see fit.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Under why not, you forgot incipient alcoholism.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Banned
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    Sawdamizer said:

    Don't forget the hereditary alcoholism and small cock.... put that in whatever category you see fit.

    How do u know how big his cock is?


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    Socially drinking and as for the cock:

    "It's far bigger than you could ever imagine."

    -Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)


  • Banned
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    Because I can smell my own.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Social drinking involves other living people around you. Talking to a camera while you drink is not considered social.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Banned
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    Roasted.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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    rolls eyes


  • Manowarrior
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    Why not - If she doesn't return your calls/texts promptly, you go apeshit.

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • 1

    Think you're confusing me with someone else. Good one lol


  • Thunder Goddess
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    Might as well add delusional and desperate to the why not list.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


  • Banned
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    The entirety of your sexual history consists of humping stuffed animals


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