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Finally came up with a title for my autobiography
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    From Zero to Hero in less than a Day: The Story of Zeni's rise to #1 ranked ASMB user


  • IB Banned
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    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


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    It should be

    Zenigundam:
    My not-so-secret
    Life as an Internet
    Asshole


  • ShoeHands
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    Zeni: I breathe, therefore I post

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    Can't wait not to read that


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    We could have us one of those old fashioned book burnings with this one.


  • Thunder Goddess
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    I'll bring the lighter fluid.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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    mthor said:

    I'll bring the lighter fluid.

    Lighter fluid?

    not enough

    Gotta go for at least gas. Napalm would be preferable.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Thunder Goddess
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    All right then, I'll just bring the lighter.

    And a five gallon can of gas. Although keep in mind that we want it to burn long enough to film it.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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    You know there is no actual law on the books saying that a flamethrower is illegal.

    Just saying.


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    So throw a tire or two and some oil in there

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    kill-joy70 said:

    You know there is no actual law on the books saying that a flamethrower is illegal.

    Just saying.

    I think we found our solution then

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    Wood chippers are perfectly legal, and can be rented at many places. Then we could either compost it or recycle it when we're done - you know, a useful end to a useless beginning.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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    Thanks again, WW2!


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    Zenigundam said:

    From Zero to Hero in less than a Day: The Story of Zeni's rise to #1 ranked ASMB user

    I know an excellent hand surgeon - he barely leaves a scar when he does carpal tunnel releases.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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    The Life and Times of Zenigundam: Still A Stud 200-Pounds Later


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    Zeni: The man who f**ked stuffed animals.

    Hail to the king.


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    Even Though I Had the Highest Reputation, Senpai Still Failed to Notice Me: A Doujinshi

    [REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]


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