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Woke up to a running toilet
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  • SwimPunk Banned
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    Been f**king with it for an hour and I think I finally got it fixed but damn that shat on my morning......Also just realized I passed out with a prepared drink and apparently I replenished my beer supply.

    Well, I gotta down this drink....Waste not want not......Which also means I gotta pop a beer or 2 as a chaser......I don't have to go anywhere until 10 so let's take the self control challenge. 1 drink 2 beers........No more.

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


  • IB
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    Did you catch it?

    Too lazy to relearn HTML to recreate my old sig.


  • Banned
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    That alcoholism


  • Banned
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    I am doing the same....

    Guess I fought with the girl last night.... she is sleeping.

    But there is like 4 inches of vodka left and I can't just let it sit. I made pancakes and bacon with shredded potatoes.....

    Wana bang rails?

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    -Ninja_Jesus- said:

    Did you catch it?

    You're a nice dude so I don't think you're trolling me.....I just don't know what you're asking

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


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    Buddyroe3 said:

    -Ninja_Jesus- said:

    Did you catch it?

    You're a nice dude so I don't think you're trolling me.....I just don't know what your're asking

    Is your fridge running joke....

    2/10

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Babbling
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    Running toilet....


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    ThorsPenor said:

    Running toilet....

    HEY!

    I TOOK CARE OF IT!

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    Do you have any idea how hot it is in OK.....I'm out of line just drinking......I'd have a stroke if I hopped on that pony.

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


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    Sawdamizer said:

    Buddyroe3 said:

    -Ninja_Jesus- said:

    Did you catch it?

    You're a nice dude so I don't think you're trolling me.....I just don't know what your're asking

    Is your fridge running joke....

    2/10

    2/10 is the same as 1/5. And I think that's an even worse rating.

    Too lazy to relearn HTML to recreate my old sig.


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    Sawdamizer said:

    Buddyroe3 said:

    -Ninja_Jesus- said:

    Did you catch it?

    You're a nice dude so I don't think you're trolling me.....I just don't know what your're asking

    Is your fridge running joke....

    2/10

    Oh.....LOL, I'm a f**king moron.

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


  • Babbling
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    Sawdamizer said:

    ThorsPenor said:

    Running toilet....

    HEY!

    I TOOK CARE OF IT!

    Buddy fixed the toilet. You just watched and got drunk.


  • Banned
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    This.f**king.thread.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • SwimLegend
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    Immediately reminded of this
    https://youtu.be/giHNINkX9Ho

    Oh bother...


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    LOL, dafuq

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


  • SwimLegend
    0

    You never saw that episode?
    I think in that scene you're Roger. everything in moderation

    Oh bother...


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    1pooh4u said:

    You never saw that episode?
    I think in that scene you're Roger. everything in moderation

    I saw the episode but I didn't get what you were saying......Shit, I'm off as f**k this morning......I need to drink faster.

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


  • SwimLegend
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    Oh I'm referring to you saying 1 drink and 1 beer and no more. Reminded me of Roger. So did you just have the 1 beer and drink or are we already 2 six packs later

    Oh bother...


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    So far I drank about half of this vodka and cran, and I cracked a beer but haven't drank it yet......Looks like I'm on my way to Lowes to find an adhesive that stays bonded under water.

    I have to fix this now because I can't function if I leave and know my shitter isn't working properly.

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


  • Banned
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    I need a nap.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • SwimPunk Banned
    0

    I crashed hard last night, I'm ready to get stupid

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


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