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i will give you a superpower
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  • ShoeHands
    3

    I am giving them out like candy today!

    Just post here and Ill give you a superpower*

    *no guarantees its any good, but youll have it.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • SwimSage Banned
    0

    I don't believe you.


  • ShoeHands
    0

    To Late!

    You have the super power to identify the nearest pizza place wherever you are!

    Use it wisely........

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • IB Banned
    0

    Learn me how to fly

    All greatness comes from loss
    Swimeival
    06-10-2004
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  • Swimuminati
    0

    are you a radioactive god?

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Nope!

    You have the power to create a gravitational well around your left hand!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    0

    I might be.......

    Do you dare ask for a super power?

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • IB Banned
    2

    Oh....that sounds kinda cool, actually....

    All greatness comes from loss
    Swimeival
    06-10-2004
    boards.adultswim.com/users


  • Swimuminati
    2

    so this is my super-villain origin story


  • Swimuminati
    0

    no

    i already have one

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • ShoeHands
    0

    It might have its uses.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    0

    so it begins........

    Do you dare ask for a power?

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    0

    :O

    You do?

    What is it?

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Banned
    0

    Your superpower is your body never aging and having the form of a 25 year old.

    Downside: your lady parts age naturally.

    Now give me something terrible.

    [REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]


  • Swimuminati
    0

    uhh, yeah


  • ShoeHands
    0

    o_o

    Thats just not right

    Plus you cant give me superpowers. my super power is to give others powers

    Your power is you have the ability to know every 3rd word a person is thinking!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Helper
    0

    Hit me babeh.

    The probability that we may fail in the struggle aught not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. -Abraham Lincoln


  • Swimuminati
    1

    the ability to turn probability in my favor

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • ShoeHands
    1

    You have the power to make men strip naked by snapping your fingers!

    With women you make them start to dance like a ballerina!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    0

    You can correctly identify the biggest social fear in anyone you meet!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • ShoeHands
    1

    That actually sounds extremely useful.

    I could use some of that myself actually.........

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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