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A lot of tough talk on here today
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    5'6", 170lbs of pure, unadulterated muscle. Just putting that out there. Take it as you will. I'm a peaceful guy, so we don't have to take it there.

    (Smirks as they all back down)


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    you describing your top up there? sounds like a strapping young lad. i'm sure he takes care of you well?


  • SwimLegend
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    5'6".....damn kid, you small

    Oh bother...


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    small height, small feet, small ego, small peen.

    it's like i could put him in my purse and carry him around for kicks.
    if i had a purse. or needed something else to laugh at.


  • SwimLegend
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    Now you need a man purse if only to carry Zeni around....or since you have little
    ones you can get that thing people wear to carry their kids around

    Oh bother...


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    1pooh4u said:

    Now you need a man purse if only to carry Zeni around....or since you have little
    ones you can get that thing people wear to carry their kids around

    I dunno man.
    Zeni would flatten people out if someone had his purse
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NOdkMRniig

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


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    OMG wifey has one of those! and judging by the size of zeni's ...everything, he'd probably fit! i could carry him around on my tumtum and he could catch whatever foods fall outta my mouth while i scurry about the walmart, eating those dee-lish mozz sticks from their hot deli.

    it's like this was destined to happen.


  • SwimLegend
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    I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!! crotch shot

    Oh bother...


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    wacky1980 said:

    small height, small feet, small ego, small peen.

    it's like i could put him in my purse and carry him around for kicks.
    if i had a purse. or needed something else to laugh at.

    Everyone makes fun of Zeni for being short...

    I'm an inch or two shorter.

    But, I can pull off heels. Don't know if that counts.


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    you don't treat your (perceived) height like a point of pride. difference.


  • SwimLegend
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    naraku360 said:

    wacky1980 said:

    small height, small feet, small ego, small peen.

    it's like i could put him in my purse and carry him around for kicks.
    if i had a purse. or needed something else to laugh at.

    Everyone makes fun of Zeni for being short...

    I'm an inch or two shorter.

    But, I can pull off heels. Don't know if that counts.

    That counts, plus you aren't constantly jabbering about what a manly man you are

    Oh bother...


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  • SwimLegend
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    I wish this would happen. It almost has to

    Oh bother...


  • IB Banned
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    Weve seen your pics. Youre on par with fuggs.

    Now you take that as you will.

    All greatness comes from loss
    Swimeival
    06-10-2004
    boards.adultswim.com/users


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    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • IB Banned
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    Who the f**k takes your pics??

    Legit question here.

    I still say its your mom.

    All greatness comes from loss
    Swimeival
    06-10-2004
    boards.adultswim.com/users


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    EvilsergE said:

    Who the f**k takes your pics??

    Legit question here.

    Yeah im curious about this too...

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


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    Zenigundam said:

    Let's NOT do this!

    https://s31.postimg.org/cfxbcs9qj/DSC04635.jpg

    is that a treasure trail i spy?! i'd have thought a manly man such as yourself would be all about the manscaping. i bet you got really hairy balls.


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    1pooh4u said:

    I wish this would happen. It almost has to

    i'll break out the photoshop skills tonight. there's plenty of pics around these boards. plus the one right ... up ... there.


  • Thunder Goddess
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    1pooh4u said:

    Now you need a man purse if only to carry Zeni around....or since you have little
    ones you can get that thing people wear to carry their kids around

    No. Purse. Just like Paris Hilton.

    “None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
    "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright


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    EvilsergE said:

    Who the f**k takes your pics??

    Legit question here.

    I still say its your mom.

    Tripod and timer.


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