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  • Swimuminati
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    believe its nut butter

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • ShoeHands
    2

    Thats what she said

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Swimuminati
    7

    no

    thats what she spread

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • ShoeHands
    1

    I think she needs to learn proper hygiene then

    And teach him how to aim

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Helper
    1

    The probability that we may fail in the struggle aught not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. -Abraham Lincoln


  • Swimuminati
    1

    i think she's past the point of purity

    but you can teach an old dog new tricks when nut butter is involved

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • IB
    1

    whatevah..


  • Swimuminati
    1

    quit trying to butter me up, it won't work

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Well in that case just go all out

    Pretty sure anyone will learn a new truck if it involves nut butter.
    except lesbians. they will avoid it like its the plague.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Swimuminati
    1

    yeah, i hear they're into milk products

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Dairy in general is bad for them

    I think they prefer sea-food.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Swimuminati
    2

    they must eat out frequently

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Oh constantly. If you ever ask them to cook for you they refuse and suggest eating out instead.

    Sometimes they may order in, but not that often.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Swimuminati
    3

    These jokes...

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  • Swimuminati
    3

    jelly!

    last time i asked a guy if he felt like eating out, he declined, told me he didn't want to blow his wad on me

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • ShoeHands
    1

    Guys are selfish like that.

    I went go-karting with a guy once, he did everything he could to finish first. Even crashed my car to make sure I couldnt finish the race!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Swimuminati
    1

    I once...uh...did stuff and...............shit >.>.....gimme a sec and i'll be back with something good, I promise...


  • IB Banned
    1

    yes you can

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • Swimuminati
    0

    Mary had a little lamb......f**k, no, that's not it...I thought I had something, but I didn't, I was just forcing it....I need time to concentrate, just give me time...


  • -3

    sitcom laugh track plays


  • Swimuminati
    1

    THAT SCOUNDREL! figures he would cheat... doesn't even know to drive a stick. he's got to make up for it somehow, no matter who he leaves hurt behind.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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