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so tomorrow i have to go to this "meet the new hires" thing
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    it's my first corporate job and i'm shit at small talk.

    give me some topics to break the ice.

    or don't... and ruin any chance i might have for ever getting promoted... ass...


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    Just whip out your dick or boobs, whichever you happen to have.

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


  • IB
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    Good luck in the corporate world. ;/

    Make lots of friends.. ;)

    whatevah..


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    PrincessUnikitty said:

    Just whip out your dick or boobs, whichever you happen to have.

    so which should i whip out?


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    i aim to try.

    i've been living the life of a sheltered academic for the last few years. it's scary out there...


  • SwimNinja
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    Both, better safe then sorry.

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


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