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Have you ever pulled out your dick in class before?
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  • SwimSage Banned
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    What was it like? Did the room suddenly get silent while the rest of the class waited for the teacher/professor to serve you something or was it just like "Who gives a shit"?


  • SwimComrad
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    LOL....probably the teacher said "Go down to the principle's office"

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  • Banned
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    not my own no.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    yes

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


  • IB Banned
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    Only in my dreams

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  • SwimSage Banned
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    Wouldn't he/she say to "put that thing away!" first?


  • SwimSage Banned
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    Was it waifu?


  • SwimSage Banned
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    Oh yeah, how'd that go?


  • SwimSage Banned
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    You have weird dreams.


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    ric_man said:

    Oh yeah, how'd that go?

    Equal reactions of shock and laughing.....The teacher wasn't in the room and no one snitched.

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    Wow, that's some bad supervision.


  • Banned
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    ric_man said:

    Was it waifu?

    waifu went down on 2 dudes before in the locker room.
    and kids are singing along to her songs.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • SwimPunk Banned
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    ric_man said:

    Wow, that's some bad supervision.

    It's high school.....Sometimes teachers leave the room, and sometimes someone promises to let you score later if you show them your dick......It's a weird place.

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    Wow, your waifu is a s**t.


  • SwimSage Banned
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    Sounds like high school alright, but teachers never left the classroom at mine. Too much shit went on there already.


  • Banned
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    she even let the dog hit it too.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • Banned
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    Whipping it out flaccid would've caused people to raise a charity for me, and taking it out erect would've made me a sex offender.

    So nah.

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  • SwimPunk Banned
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    Who gives a shit / laughing / the teacher cried / I got suspended for 10 days


  • Banned
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    I knew a kid that pierced his own p***s in class, during my days in highschool. Life is strange.


  • Manowarrior
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    SandStone said:

    I knew a kid that pierced his own p***s in class, during my days in highschool. Life is strange.

    What did he pierce it with? A sharpened pencil?

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  • Banned
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    No a pin like the ones used to hold folded clothes, whatever those are called.... I'm too lazy to look the name up atm.


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