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auto erotic asphyxiation
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  • SwimIcon
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    so now that i have your attention, have you heard the good news about our lord and savior jesus christ?


  • IB
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    Yes. Goodbye. closes door

    Enim mundus sine odio.


  • SwimIcon
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    but...

    i have pamphlets...


  • Swimuminati
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    zombocalypse?

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • IB
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    Sorry, but if they're not about properly choking oneself while fapping so death does not occur, I have no need for them.

    Enim mundus sine odio.


  • Swimuminati
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  • SwimIcon
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    well, yes... kind of.

    you see, the bible says that after three days of abstaining from auto erotic asphyxiation, zombie jesus rose from the grave to show us that god loves us... sexually.


  • SwimIcon
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    oh... yeah, they're actually just menus from the pizza place up the street, so...

    they make a really great baked ziti...


  • Other Anime
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    The Blue-face bastoff.
    The Strokey Chokey.
    The Two-Neck Squeeze.
    The one hand on the Adam's apple, the other one's on the Adam's banana.

    Muscle, muscle! Hustle, hustle!


  • SwimIcon
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    i get the feeling you're hinting at something, but i'm just not getting it...


  • Swimuminati
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    Nameraka_Hanzaisha said:

    well, yes... kind of.

    you see, the bible says that after three days of abstaining from auto erotic asphyxiation, zombie jesus rose from the grave to show us that god loves us... sexually.

    but wait, who is abstaining in this story?

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimIcon
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    Firefly24 said:

    Nameraka_Hanzaisha said:

    well, yes... kind of.

    you see, the bible says that after three days of abstaining from auto erotic asphyxiation, zombie jesus rose from the grave to show us that god loves us... sexually.

    but wait, who is abstaining in this story?

    Rupert Holmes... obviously.


  • Swimuminati
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    this story has turned strange

    so what is jesus up to right meow?

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • SwimIcon
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    some stories are better sung than told...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5_EIikdFr8


  • IB
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    Better yet
    has he heard the news of how I'll go up there to meet him face to face?

    it may or may not involve auto erotic asphyxiation


  • SwimIcon
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    i'd probably pick some other way to get there. i mean, how embarrassing would that be to have to explain at the gates...


  • SwimHero
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    ive said it once and i'll say it again, if i ever die because of that i want people to lie about my death.

    Janeway Rules!


  • Manowarrior
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    distorted_reasoning said:

    ive said it once and i'll say it again, if i ever die because of that i want people to lie about my death.

    You should make a will and write that in there.

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • SwimHero
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    i have lots of friends and family that i dont want to find out about stuff like that. trust me memories of people stick around for generations and i dont want to be known for that.

    Janeway Rules!


  • Manowarrior
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    distorted_reasoning said:

    i have lots of friends and family that i dont want to find out about stuff like that. trust me memories of people stick around for generations and i dont want to be known for that.

    I just don't want people looking through my computer. >_>

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • IB
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    yeah it's embarrassing, but at least it's on your own terms


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