I don't want my son to play sports
Sports aren't valuable. I want him to spend his time in the library becoming an erudite scholar. I want him to be a cultured and sophisticated gentleman like his father, not some brutish, basketball playing philistine!
adjusts monacle while polishing the grandfather clock in the living room
Again, assuming that you can find a woman who will allow you to impregnate her. And if said miraculous event should occur, it could just as easily be a daughter.
“None of us are saints.” – Albert Fish
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright
it could just as easily be
"I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."
Can't he do both? There are pro athletes that do that.
C'mon when I'm 80 I wanna see a Jet with the nickname Sonic Rican. I'll know it's your hell spawn