There's too much pressure to be witty with my posts.
That's why I don't.
Maybe you just aren't witty.
Maybe your mamma.
Snide, maybe, but definitely not witty.
I have nothing interesting to say.
That's why half my threads are about Taco Bell and movie trailers.
And gas station sushi.
And black people.
Did you hear that that career criminal that got caught assaulting a mother on a nanny cam was recently sentenced to life in prison?
Isn't that wonderful?
A man breaks into somebody's home, nearly beats someone to death, and gets rewarded with 3 squares and a bed for the rest of his life.
so just pretty and gay this time around.
Why, thank you for noticing!
Sorry to hear about your madre. Old people are often the target of ruthless criminals.