Having to poop after you just showered
Is the absolute worst!
always drink coffee first! then brush teeth, then shave, then crap , then shower! no point washing the butt 2x!
Hate when that happens.
I think of it as post-shower air drying time
What the hell is that behind you
I find it pretty offensive when the diarrhea kicks in mid-shower. Dry off and make a deposit next to the shower, don't dry off and get the bathroom wet, or just trust that the shower drain won't clog ...