I wasn't always the king
I know it's difficult for some of you youngsters to fathom, but there was a time when I was a loose cannon who rustled all kinds of jimmies. I wouldn't say I was a pariah, but I was definitely a maverick in an era of civility and order.
Buy my autobiography where I elaborate on these tales.
I would tell you about yourself but I don't feel like making you cry.
Still aren't. 😉
Oh, Pooh, you're so... young and impressionable.
pats you on the head
Say what anyone will.. Zeni is a wonderful character.
Ive just been lurking lately cuz im too to post... but good show ol chap.
Money is a motherfucking joke.
Forty bald eagles sewn onto a coat.
Zoo with the crib, mermaid in the moat.
ugh, you're such a sad little man.