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There is some girl sleep on my couch
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  • SwimPunk Banned
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    I can't tell if she's breathing and checking would be creepy......She has until 7am and then I'm gonna wake her up

    I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.


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    Is she awake yet?


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    do you need me to call 'the cleaner'?

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • Swimuminati
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    Start cooking bacon.

    If she doesn't wake up, she dead.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Firefly24 said:

    Start cooking bacon.

    If she doesn't wake up, she dead.

    ^ best advice.

    we are all caught in the wordbox
    Way to go, asshole, now we're careening off into space and will definitely die. -.- ~ perfy


  • IB Banned
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    Firefly24 said:

    Start cooking bacon.

    If she doesn't wake up, she dead.

    oh god bacon i just woke up im so hungry right now

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • SwimElder Banned
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    It better not be fuggz.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • IB Banned
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    pretty sure he's bangin fuggz bruh

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • SwimElder Banned
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    Its not true.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


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    No its even worse.
    Hes just fapping to her.
    Fapping and pining.
    For the fjords and such.

    The professor sat down, utterly defeated by the young man's overwhelming brilliance.
    That young man’s name?
    Albert Einstein.


  • Swimuminati
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    Viperslayer said:

    Firefly24 said:

    Start cooking bacon.

    If she doesn't wake up, she dead.

    oh god bacon i just woke up im so hungry right now

    F**king samez.

    Maybe if I go back to sleep for 30 more minutes, someone will magically appear and wake me to the scent of bacon.

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Banned
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    I can tell you from experience that you should check on her

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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    Sawdamizer said:

    I can tell you from experience that you should check on her

    He hasn't been back. Are we to assume he's dumping her off at the nearest ER?


  • Banned
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    Buddy would never hold on to evidence for that long.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • IB Banned
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    Firefly24 said:

    Viperslayer said:

    Firefly24 said:

    Start cooking bacon.

    If she doesn't wake up, she dead.

    oh god bacon i just woke up im so hungry right now

    F**king samez.

    Maybe if I go back to sleep for 30 more minutes, someone will magically appear and wake me to the scent of bacon.

    I make a mean breakfast bagel. That's what I just did.

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • Swimuminati
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    Omnomnomnom...

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


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    Sawdamizer said:

    Buddy would never hold on to evidence for that long.

    So...wood chipper?


  • SwimNinja
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    You got any gold coins lying around?

    "The enemy of my enemy is just another man standing in my way." -Nikita


  • Banned
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    Thats how I handle my "issues"

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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    BadAdviceGirl said:

    Sawdamizer said:

    I can tell you from experience that you should check on her

    He hasn't been back. Are we to assume he's dumping her off at the nearest ER landfill?

    Fixed that for you.

    POOP


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    FieryDoom said:

    BadAdviceGirl said:

    Sawdamizer said:

    I can tell you from experience that you should check on her

    He hasn't been back. Are we to assume he's dumping her off at the nearest ER landfill?

    Fixed that for you.

    YO!

    We arent getting rid of bodies right now!

    Trust me... I would be shoulder to shoulder with him.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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