I'm gonna take this guy way out of context and even literally.
A financial planner on the radio advised, "Give every dollar a name".
Okay... Fred, Barney and Wilma bought me a new hat. Betty and Bam Bam bought me some Red Bull. Joe Rockhead and Mr. Slate bought me a bus ticket....
Ugg! This hard work and how is this improving my financial situation? It seems to be setting my savings back ten years to the stone age.
Bar har har! Take THAT, you genius money wizard!
If you want to pick THAT type out of a crowd, just look for the festering scabs on their elbows.
Haha, wow there old chap. You hilarious as fvck.
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