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This whole vow of celibacy thing
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  • -2

    Is just not for me anymore


  • SwimNinja
    2

    find something to put your p***s in.

    Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. And there's also no consistency.


  • SwimIcon
    1

    I'm just going with the not masturbating thing.
    I don't recommend it.

    If I apologized, we could be the perfect couple...
    Well, we could but only in my mind...


  • Swimuminati
    1

    Call up work stalker chick and tell her to meet you in the dairy isle in 15 minutes...


  • Babbling
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    Kudasai said:

    Is just not for me anymore

    Can't handle Matthew 19-12 anymore, eh?

    Radiotsar, One Warped Vision, Charity Navigator
    Перший в стіну, коли революція іде!


  • 0

    8 years is enough


  • 0

    Too cold in the dairy


  • 0

    Where's Fuggz?


  • 0

    That bad?


  • Babbling
    0

    Pssshht - 8 is nothin'.

    Radiotsar, One Warped Vision, Charity Navigator
    Перший в стіну, коли революція іде!


  • SwimIcon
    0

    It's not that bad just don't... don't have too many sexy thoughts all at once when you're by yourself.
    Which is unfortunate, because that's what I'm doing most of the time.

    If I apologized, we could be the perfect couple...
    Well, we could but only in my mind...


  • Swimuminati
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    Kudasai said:

    Too cold in the dairy

    well, you gotta swing by there anyway...that's where they keep the whipped cream right?


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    And the cottage cheese


  • Helper
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    Quitter!

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


  • 0

    I'll make it up by taking a vow of poverty. I'm pretty much already there


  • Swimuminati
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    TsumeBlue said:

    It's not that bad just don't... don't have too many sexy thoughts all at once when you're by yourself.
    Which is unfortunate, because that's what I'm doing most of the time.

    look, I got sexy thoughts and depressive thoughts...you're sorta cutting me off at the knees here...


  • Swimuminati
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    as long as it's spreadable, amirite


  • 0

    And there's crackers down that aisle...wait are we talking about again


  • Swimuminati
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    katt_goddess said:

    Quitter!

    come on, everybody's doin' it

    U C wut I did der?


  • Helper
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    Kudasai said:

    I'll make it up by taking a vow of poverty. I'm pretty much already there

    Well, I can help you with that - gimme all yer moneys, the book store is open today.

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


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    Sorry but most of my money went to loan shark repayments


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