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dont have sex with your exes
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  • IB Banned
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    this might prove reasonably hard to do for me soon.

    giggity
    hard

    #asmbtwitter

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


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    So many sex-related threads coming from you lately, Viper. This might help:

    https://memecrunch.com/meme/2F2FQ/water-bottle-obama/image.png?w=500&c=1


  • IB Banned
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    but dont you love sex zeni?

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • IB Banned
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    ITN Zeni doesn't reply because he clearly doesn't like sex

    maybe he just likes apple pie and milk???

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • SwimElder Banned
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    Zeni gets hoes left and right.

    "I'm moving and not moving at all. I'm like the moon underneath the waves that ever go on rolling and rocking."


  • SwimPeanut
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    Sex with the ex is perhaps some of the best poon tagging action there is. No strings attached, hours long mattress tango is the stuff dreams are made of.

    真実はいつもひとつ!


  • IB Banned
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    Thank you for stating what I was building up to

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


  • SwimIcon
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    yeah.

    done this.

    best worst idea ever.


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    I don't believe you.

    You strike me as unsexable.


  • Banned
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    naraku360 said:

    I don't believe you.

    You strike me as unsexable.

    Still only have banged one person ever?


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    Lacethongskank said:

    naraku360 said:

    I don't believe you.

    You strike me as unsexable.

    Still only have banged one person ever?

    Quality over quantity, my good fuggs.

    Nearly 2 years of it. Fun fact: She's more exciting in the sack than a pillow, unlike a certain fuggs.


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    I've done it, it's good to get that tension out , afterward , it's like, eh.

    Monsters come in many shapes and sizes . I'm all of them


  • Banned
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    This is easier said than done....


  • ShoeHands
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    Liar

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Banned
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    Sexy lies....


  • Banned
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    naraku360 said:

    Lacethongskank said:

    naraku360 said:

    I don't believe you.

    You strike me as unsexable.

    Still only have banged one person ever?

    Quality over quantity, my good fuggs.

    Nearly 2 years of it. Fun fact: She's more exciting in the sack than a pillow, unlike a certain fuggs.

    Any sex is exciting to you. I've bang the same guy for 8 years...2 is a drop in a bucket.


  • ShoeHands
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    Sexy Lies is how you catch an STD

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    i enjoyed sex with the exes. happened with a few of them. a couple of them were of the impression it was make-up sex, but it was more like closure sex for me. i knew it was gonna be the last time on my way in, and if that didn't make it any better for me, then it was def the last time.

    one or two of them, i had to try a couple times before i knew it for sure. but i've never kept an ex around for any extended amount of time just for the smashing. eww, someone else has probably been putting it in her, and i don't like to share like that.


  • Banned
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    Nooooooo those are unsexy lies. Sexy lies are like "hey honey want to tie me up and spank me tonight?" and then she gets you drunk and you wake up with a ball gag in your mouth. :|


  • ShoeHands
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    No a sexy lie is when your about to have sexy time and you lie about being clean

    What you described is what Bird Culture refers to as a Dick Move.

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


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    Lacethongskank said:

    naraku360 said:

    Lacethongskank said:

    naraku360 said:

    I don't believe you.

    You strike me as unsexable.

    Still only have banged one person ever?

    Quality over quantity, my good fuggs.

    Nearly 2 years of it. Fun fact: She's more exciting in the sack than a pillow, unlike a certain fuggs.

    Any sex is exciting to you. I've bang the same guy for 8 years...2 is a drop in a bucket.

    I've had other chances, but the only to hold my interest long enough to get to sexing was the one I've been with. That includes after meeting her.

    And I would get bored real fast if she were to "just lay there," as you've so vividly described how you have sex.


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