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i was attacked last night
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  • Swimuminati
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    so who was it?
    which one of you are responsible for this?

    i've got five angry red spider bites that were not there after i showered last night before bed. three of them are right above my collarbone where most of my shirt collars rub.

    you know this is going to leave scars for a while right?
    so which of you is the spider whisperer?

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Manowarrior
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    ^,......,^

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • Helper
    8

    ...they said i'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer...
    Cheerful Supplier of Chaos throughout the Known Universe and Beyond...we now have WTF...
    [this pathetic cry for attention has been brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 2]


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  • Swimuminati
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    you're a shapeshifter?

    come here so i can squish you

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
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    can you come kill mine too?

    seems like you're the professional i need

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Banned
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    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Banned
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    Did you enjoy it?


  • Swimuminati
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    that makes sense, you're the second closest person to me after poof that i know of

    if you want to start a war, we can do this
    otherwise i am going to be sending you the bill for my scar removal

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
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    you're the worst

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Swimuminati
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    SandStone said:

    Did you enjoy it?

    do you enjoy eating farts?

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • Banned
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    ye... yes? >_> :(


  • Banned
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    Firefly24 said:

    you're the worst

    You say that so often to me that it has zero meaning any longer

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • SwimPunk Banned
    1

    That movie sucked


  • Banned
    2

    I checked your IMDB.... sucking is ironic from you.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


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    Oh come on those were just nibbles


  • Swimuminati
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    Sawdamizer said:

    Firefly24 said:

    you're the worst

    You say that so often to me that it has zero meaning any longer

    wait... were we married?

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • ShoeHands
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    Kill every spider!

    I hate spiders.....so trust me....it wasnt me

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Banned
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    If thats what you call marriage.... it was very unhealthy.

    If you gotta go go with a smile


  • Banned
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    I hear spiders make excellent lovers.


  • IB Banned
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    Those are not spider bites

    The Hound.
    @Naraku4656 said:
    > IB's last thread was by Viperslayer


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