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Don't tell me how to live my life!
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  • IB
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    You aren't even my real parents!
    I will have sex with my exes!
    I will have sax with my axes!
    I will do my taxes why tyrannosaurus rexes!


  • 1

    That's it we're going on The Maury Show.


  • Manowarrior
    1

    Pure poetry.

    Congratulations 2010, 2012, and 2014 San Francisco Giants! Beat LA!

    Ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly...


  • IB
    1

    Thank you, went to college purely for this post


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    And all your exes live in Texas!

    Monsters come in many shapes and sizes . I'm all of them


  • Swimuminati
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    zombified35 said:

    And all your exes live in Texas!

    are they planning to hex us?

    am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much? am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? hi, how are you, how high are you?
    less teeth and more tits its never enough. you'll never be good enough.


  • ShoeHands
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    To bad!

    DO what I tell you

    OR ELSE!

    I could never lie to you, You're like the greatest pot smoking republican hippie I know.-1POOH4U


  • Babbling
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    You have perplexed us

    I'm getting into my Lexus to warp to my nexus


  • IB
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    Master-Debater131 said:

    To bad!

    DO what I tell you

    OR ELSE!

    NO! I'm going to runaway! You'll never see me again!


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    Firefly24 said:

    zombified35 said:

    And all your exes live in Texas!

    are they planning to hex us?

    No they're just looking to perplex us.

    Monsters come in many shapes and sizes . I'm all of them


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    zombified35 said:

    Firefly24 said:

    zombified35 said:

    And all your exes live in Texas!

    are they planning to hex us?

    No they're just looking to perplex us.

    And may also find some way to vex us

    Monsters come in many shapes and sizes . I'm all of them


  • SwimHero
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    im the boards mom.
    idk how that happened but i got the title.

    Janeway Rules!


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